By Linda Wolf/Contributor/worldwidehippies.com
I saw a facebook post that the sheer stupidity of it made me mad enough to melt a polar cap if I could jump into one. A friend of mine shared “If it wasn’t for President Trump WINNING in 2016, Americans would NEVER have known just how DIRTY the Democrats were.” Yes, this was the actual post. What the hell is he talking about? What exactly is he referring to? How is the average democrat, like me, being blamed for being dirty? We’re your neighbors and friends who actually work and shower.(Yes, we shower) So, before you accuse me of being dirty. How dirty are you?
Let’s take a little quiz as to our dirtiness within the past 10 years. The scoring system is easy. Give yourself a point for each thing you or your ‘party’ has done and/or supported for each question. The one with the most points is the dirtiest and therefore, wins! The ONLY rule is that you must show some actual ‘scientific’ data to support your answer if needed. Not some crap you saw on the internet, so therefore it must be true.
The first question is a hot button topic about sexual harassment. For the sake of argument, the United States Law (Title VII, Civil Rights Act of 1964) says it’s against the law to harass/bother a person because of sex.
Now that we are all on the same page, are you ready to score some points?
Question 1) “Has our current president, or former president been formally charged
and accused of sexual harassment with documented evidence? You get 1 point if the answer is yes.
Remember, the dirtier you are will bring you closer to wining.
Question 2 is easy. “Has any other first lady posed semi/nude for any publication or magazine?” Score yourself a point if the answer is yes. Yes, that is an easy point but remember this is only for the past 10 years, so pics of Martha Washington do not count.
Moving along to number 3. Sexual abusers are those who have a ‘sexual act’ with someone under a certain age. (U.S. Code aka the law) Before you score, think about Roy Moore and Dr. Nassar, the Olympic doctor. Question 3: score yourself a point if you were disappointed Judge Moore lost.
Are you starting to feel better with the mud splashing at your ankles? If so, give yourself a point There is more dirt to come. After all, aren’t mud baths are supposed to be good for you? Let’s wade out further where the mud looks murkier. Are you feeling it squishing between your toes? Question 4 is a ‘give me’. Score a point if your president has been linked with a porn star within the last 10 years. It doesn’t matter if it is some sort of smear tactic, you still get a point!
Number 5 is another sure point if you liked, shared or commented on the black gowns worn at the Golden Globes award show or other derogatory comment about a woman’s dress or appearance.
Raise your hand if you have gotten 5 points or better! Congratulations! You are a winner! You won the dirty award.
While I can’t speak for the rest of the party, I showered today before going to work. I drove downtown with the rest of the idiots in rush hour traffic. I did my job, paid my bills, gave a break to someone in traffic who didn’t deserve it. Yet, I’m dirty.
Laughing, I scrolled on, refusing to feel bad about losing and not scoring a point.
After all, who else besides pigs like dirt and keeping score?